10 Of The Best Ranked Strippers In The World

1.Missy Lisa

She heads a knock revue that is a mainstay at the iconic House of Blues in Dallas. Missy Lisa and her Ruby Revue rock the house. They got the Best Troupe Award at the Miss Exotic World Pageant. Yet another neo-burlesque wonder, her act combines both classical burlesque moves with new age edgy. Check her Facebook page and you might score a Groupon coupon for one of her shows. She has also performed with Bustout Burlesque, named one of the top ten burlesque shows by the Travel Channel.

2.Jaded Dawn

This multi-talented Iowa farm girl, dancer, model and adult entertainment actress, finished 2nd in the 2003 Miss Nude Iowa competition, but she got her own back when she won the National title in 2006. She dubs herself a neo-Burlesque entertainer, which we think means she falls somewhere between raunchy and saucy. Of course, she’s been in Hustler. The former cage dancer does shows at clubs and for events, and she’s even been on The E! Channel and The Travel Network. The Travel Network? What was it, Jaded Dawn takes Vegas?  

3.Tiffany Hayden

  

Number four on our list goes to the sexy Tiffany Hayden. Tiffany is an aerial pole dance “artist”, which basically means she is up in the air, working the pole, as well as a Master Pole Dance Instructor. We can’t deny the girl is talented. They get certified? She’s been in Playboy and was named one of the Top 5 West Coast Pole Dancers by the United States Pole Dancing Federation. That convention must be interesting to watch. We wonder how far she would get if she auditioned for America’s Got Talent.  

4.Midnight Martini

 

This one runs a stripping school. Rather, she gives booty classes. If you’re ever in Denver, check out her Burlesque Booty School. And don’t miss the booty school equivalent of a recital, the Burlesque Booty School Debutante Showcase. Reportedly, Midnight Martini had a role in Cher’s movie Burlesque, and is the Miss Exotic World Pageant reigning Queen of Burlesque. Her act? Well, she flies through the air, contorts herself, all while peeling off some layers. The best of the circus and stripping worlds, perfectly blended as one.

5.Bambu Jessica  

   

Bambu is a lot edgy and covered in tattoos, like many of the entries on this list. Confirmed in November of 2013, as the final of 20 stripper contestants on Stripper Mansion, Bambu Jessica has toured with the Suicide Girls, won the Missexoticdancer.com 2014 award, and done everything from clubs to emceeing Jameson Whiskey’s Bartender Ball. Shots of her have even appeared in Rolling Stone and Hustler, and she has worked for Planet Hollywood and Hooters. We assume she wasn’t waiting tables. Classical burlesque she certainly isn’t.

 6.Phoenix Phires  

 

Another Exotic Dancer Awards winner, Phoenix can be seen on her Facebook page, kissing her trophy. Check out her website for bargains in signed nude pictures. A former belly dancer, she has won a slew of awards over the last couple of years. Her act is sultry and seductive with a edge, and she has been known to sport wings or brandish a floating cape. Her hobbies? Painting and singing in the shower. Probably not alone. The Planet Platypus Radio Show (did you know exotic dancing takes to the airwaves?) even calls her a pole dance superstar.

7.Miss Mena

   

There is something both naughty and nice about the beautiful Miss Mena. Coming in at number eight, she does a club act, but also has performed for do’s at Mac Make-up and Ripley’s Believe it Or Not. A stripping class act, she is described as having “top shelf flare.” Her extra trick? Fire – she reportedly eats, breaths and spins it. She’ll even throw in some glass walking and fan dancing. Nominated in 2013, in the Exotic Dancer Awards as the Newcomer of the Year. Miss Mena was born in Bangkok, Thailand and has traveled the world doing her thing. 

8.Suzie Malone  

 

Think Harry Houdini meets burlesque queen and you’ve got the Suzie Malone thing. “The Queen of Magical Striptease”, also known as “The Aussie Bombshell”, combines both superb showmanship, with a classic burlesque show. She’ll take her clothes off, make rabbits and champagne bottles disappear, and even levitate tables. An Overall Feature Entertainer nominee in the Exotic Dancers Awards, she also appeared in the Nicole Kidman film, Moulin Rouge. Presumably dancing or some such.

9.Darling Danika

  

Another kind of retro pin-up vibes girl, Darling Danika makes a thing out of posing with cars. You know the kind of thing – hot babe in bikini straddling a headlight. Snaps of her have been in Hot Rod Deluxe and she’s appeared at the Viva Las Vegas Car Show. Like most of her colleagues, she does a combination of clubs, events and competitions. She was nominated in the Missexoticdancer.com category of the 2014 Exotic Dancer Awards. Oh, and she does a calendar every year, featuring herself in various states of undress. Check her web site for availability in time for Christmas.

10.Christina Aguchi

Born plain ole Diana Nguyen, Christina Aguchi is an entertainer, a pole diva extraordinaire, an adult entertainment star and a force to be reckoned. You would be forgiven for thinking strippers live in a world where contests are bumping into one another. And you would right. The star of Asian Cougars and Barely Legal Princess Diaries 2 won the 2013 Miss Pole Championship. Her Facebook page reveals she is a Sponsored Athlete at Glitter Heels (shoes) and Platinum Stages (poles). We could assume this means she gets her sparkling stilettos and stage poles free. Like any sponsored athlete, right?

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